he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I need moral support for this bender
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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