week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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