i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ketchup is God's man juice
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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