Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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