All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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