I hate all girls vehemently.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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