in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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