what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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