I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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