I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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