THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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