if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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