Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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