Jerry, you need to find god
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you inspire me to be a worse person
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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