one might say we're banned from that church
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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