why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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