what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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