My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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