just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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