I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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