When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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