why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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