His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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