Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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