I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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