I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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