make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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