In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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