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(831): View more from California

Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers

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(518): View more from New York

no really all good couples have similar hair colors!

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(251): View more from Alabama

you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you

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(203): View more from Connecticut

all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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(703): View more from Virginia

then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"

(773): View more from Illinois

I forgot about that,good spring break.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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(276): View more from Virginia

You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?

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