38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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