3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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