none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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