Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
