You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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