why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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