people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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