I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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