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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.

(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.

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(607): View more from New York

then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"

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(770): View more from Georgia

Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.

(678): View more from Georgia

Yea. I'm excited about this party too

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(703): View more from Virginia

Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.

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(416): View more from Toronto

No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.

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