youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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