Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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