I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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