i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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