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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels

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• (917): View more from New York City

  half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...

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• (559): View more from California

  And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"

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• (714): View more from California

  And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him

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