you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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