It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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