It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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