I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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