Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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