When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
