How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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