Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
