Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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