btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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