Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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