There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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