Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.