i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Come share oat with me in your robe
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.