have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties