It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...