Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.