Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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