Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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