She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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