walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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