i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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