lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Randomize
