I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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