Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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